Springtime is my favourite time of year.
The snow is a memory and the weather is warm, but not yet so hot as to cause people to spontaneously burst into flames.
I have to admit, I have never actually seen that happen, but if someone went up in a puff of smoke around mid-summer, it would not surprise me one bit.
In fact, I am amazed it has not happened already.
ì9-1-1, what's your emergency?î
ìMy friend just burst into flame while jogging.î
ìWell, it serves him right for jogging in July. Not even dogs are dumb enough to run in this weather. Have a nice day.î
As far as I am concerned there is never a need for the temperature to rise above 30 C. Anything more than that is just Mother Nature showing off.
But as we all know, there will be days this summer when 30 will be a welcome cool down from the merciless heat that can be summertime in the Okanagan.
I was born and raised in the B.C. Interior, so I am no stranger to hot weather. When I was a young lad the hotter it was, the more I liked it.
It could not be too hot. Now, however, as Father Time continues to slap me around, the heat is not nearly as enjoyable.
In fact, there are times when it can make me a little on the cranky side.
I read somewhere, or someone told me, or I overheard, the older you get, the harder it is for your body to tolerate the heat.
I can believe that. I find it especially true for my head. I am being blessed with the joys of hair loss. When I was a kid, I had a forehead, just like everyone else, but as the torturous grip of mid-life continues to choke the youth from my body, my hair line has receded to the point where I now have about a seven-head. I assume all of my hair will evacuate the premises entirely, leaving me with a 10-head and that little ring of hair around the back of my head that I will shave off and go au natural on top.
So how is being follicularly challenged impacted by the sun? Each summer I know how much hair I lost over the winter because that section of pasty white skin burns faster than the rest of my pasty white skin, thus giving indication of how much hair I no longer have.
I do still have hair, but it is now growing out of my ears.
The summer heat and blazing sun also helps to point out the tourists among us.
They are the folk from the frozen wilds of Alberta or Manitoba or where ever else the sun shines for only three weeks out of the year.
Tourists stand out from locals because they often travel in a pack ñ either of the family variety of the tour-bus type. True, local families often travel in packs as well, but somehow touristas stand out from the locals. Probably because they are glowing red from spending too much time in the Okanagan sun.
It is like they have never heard of a sunburn and have no idea there is a way to prevent it.
For many tourists, the blast furnace is a novelty, an experience they do not generally get in Saskatchewan where summer starts somewhere around the second week of August and ends the third week.
This year was a cool, somewhat rainy spring and early summer, but it looks like the big bright thing in the sky finally decided to show up. It was only a matter of time before that stifling heat broke through the clouds like a fat aunt hitting the buffet table at a family reunion.
According to the weather guys ñ who are just slightly more accurate than that stupid groundhog ñ things are going to be heating up the next few days.
Considering this is the Okanagan, they may just get this prediction right.