What
with all the dangerous activities we indulged in during our youth, it
is amazing any of us survived.
There
are more rules, regulations and safety precautions now than ever
before in the history of mankind.
When
I was young – which was a long time ago – we only wore helmets
when we played hockey. No one had even thought of wearing a helmet
when riding a bike, but now they are mandatory.
I
am not saying it is a bad thing as helmets do save people from
injury, but it is just another sign of how times have changed.
Take
Halloween for example. The third coolest day of the year is coming up
(Christmas and my birthday are the coolest days) and the list of how
to have a safe Halloween is growing ever longer.
Again,
I do understand the need for safety, but the list gets more detailed
every year and with each item added a little chunk of the carefree
fun is taken out.
When
I was a kid we wore those smelly, plastic masks that got all sweaty
when you breathed to the point you had condensation running down your
chin like you were a St. Bernard.
Of
course, the eye holes were just big enough to see straight ahead, but
not to the sides, top or bottom, perfect for running around the
neighbourhood in the dark.
But
every store sold them and a lot of kids wore them.
Back
in the day, I do not recall officials of any type passing on safety
tips about anything other than to let your parents check your goodies
before you eat anything in case some lunatic stuck a razor blade in
an apple.
I
assume that must have happened at some point, or the warning would
not have been issued and we were all deathly afraid of apples and
homemade treats that could be laced with something nasty.
But
we never heard a peep about the masks we wore, our costumes or most
of the stuff they worry about these days.
The
other day I was emailed a very extensive list of safety procedures
everyone should follow this All Hollow's Eve.
People
are advised to wear reflective vests and armbands over their
costumes.
“Oh
look, another vampire construction worker.”
I
know, safety first, but some of these rules must have come from desk
of Capt. Obvious.
Children
should wear a costume that fits properly and be flame resistant.
Really?
I was going to send my daughter out in my dark-blue, oil-soaked
coveralls, work boots and gloves - with a mask that blocks her vision
of course.
Children
should not run back and forth across the street.
"But,
officer I am going as a jaywalker this Halloween, and you wouldn't
want me to break character.”
Never
get in a car with a stranger is more of a year-round safety advisory
I thought, but it was on the list of what not to do this Halloween.
Parents
should be aware of the route their children are taking.
Ya,
good luck with that.
Parents
should accompany children as they trick or treat.
When
I was a little guy, my parental charges would escort our Halloween
adventure, but when I neared the double digit years they accompanied
me to the front door, said if the police bring home I will be in more
trouble with them than the cops and told me to be careful.
These
are just a few of the 30 or so Halloween safety tips that I received.
I
agree safety is paramount, but let's not stifle our children so much
they can not have any fun, or eventually they will all be going
dressed as the bubble wrap vampire, the bubble wrap Frankenstein, the
bubble wrap...you get the idea.
Copyright 2014, Darren Handschuh
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